Not giving a fuck.

Red dot on your head cause you's in mid range...
...Red dot on your chest opens up your rib cage.

Puberty

Does it mean I'm stuck in the past if I've listened to Something Corporate album North at least 8 times today on loop because it evokes memories of better times?

Does that make me a "bitch?"

What's happening to my body?

Douchebag Defined

[DOOSH·BAG]

1. One possessing a smug sense of self-worth subtly manifested in behaviors, mannerisms, and statements tending towards the objective of self-promotion.

Brian Tran, if you dont visit our apartment within the next week you are officially a vagina-mongering douchebag.

2. Me.

Put up or shut up. Time ta double up.

You guys...Wanna play some sports?

check it

wuts up guys, i kno its ben a while since i been postin and wut not jus wanted ta holla at yall let ya kno im still in it ya heard? basically jus ben chillin in cali basically not givin a fuck and wut not. spennin some time at tha gym just tryin ta get a lil bigger ya kno? and playin sports. call me up if you wanna play some sports. u guys...wanna play some sports?

Blow me, MP

I bust my balls for you, Mastering Physics, and what do you give me in return? You let me oscillate in a small cart. Hold up -- there's more? I also get a sandbag? Thanks, duly noted.