Monday, March 10, 2008

Puberty

Does it mean I'm stuck in the past if I've listened to Something Corporate album North at least 8 times today on loop because it evokes memories of better times?

Does that make me a "bitch?"

What's happening to my body?

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Douchebag Defined

[DOOSH·BAG]

1. One possessing a smug sense of self-worth subtly manifested in behaviors, mannerisms, and statements tending towards the objective of self-promotion.

Brian Tran, if you dont visit our apartment within the next week you are officially a vagina-mongering douchebag.

2. Me.